March 10, 2009
SLogan vs. HotMES: The Fight for Big Sexy

Posted at 1:43 pm, in: Uncategorized

Robert Stacy McCain recently reported:

BTW, both Moe Unique Hits and Clever S. Logan are in love with Mattera, whom Logan nicknamed “Big Sexy.” A couple of years ago, I jokingly suggested to Big Sexy that he should marry Moe and, when he refused to act on my suggestion — I was joking, but Moe really was in love with the boy — I sicced Logan on him, so he would know how a broken heart feels. I’m evil like that.

The time has come for SLogan and me to settle this once and for all. The match has been set. After intense negotiations between the two parties, mediated by RSM, these are the details that have been agreed upon, so far:

The Event: Jell-O Wrestling Match (Strawberry Jell-O and Whipped Cream)
Location: Washington, DC
When: TBD

Check our sites frequently for more details.