March 10, 2009
This Family Should Live In A Shed

Posted at 8:43 am, in: Barack Obama, Economy, John McCain

When it comes to McCains, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. John McCain is as much of a tool as his daughter. At least we know where she gets it from. Where are their matching fedoras?

Politico.com, reports, “McCain: ‘I don’t want him to fail.‘” Of course you don’t, Johnny. You want him to come play with you on the playground to keep you relevant. You want him to give you a sense of importance by gracing you with his presence and invitations to the White House. Let me guess, you’re just trying to up your “hip” factor.

As evidence that you are in the wrong party, I offer your comment that, “Clearly, their policies are evolving…. I was supporting of their housing proposal. I didn’t think it went far enough, but I was supportive of that” McCain reportedly said of Treasury.

As a self-proclaimed Republican, Senator McCain, how could you be supportive of a wealth-redistribution plan? You’re only problem was that it didn’t go far enough? Really, that’s all you could come up with?

Why don’t you and your daughter pack up the Prius and head yourselves over to the Party where you belong? You’re not a liberal Republican; you’re a strong defense Democrat. Go talk to your boy Lieberman. He can tell you all about it.

*Note, in no way shape or form are these McCains represntative of all McCains. The Other McCain is a worthy representative of what Republicans should stand for. His family slogan isn’t, “Trust me, we’re not RINOs.” And, I do believe he does want Obama to fail.