March 25, 2009
Naked Tea Parties? It’s On S.Logan!
So, as I’m sure many of you know, I have challenged S.Logan to a Jell-O wrestling match. For a moment, I was scared that I had insulted her Christian sensibilities when she took a five day hiatus in order to reconcile her decision to accept my challenge with God.
RSM found us someone willing to referee. But, I have to note, perhaps it shouldn’t be S.Logan wrestling me for Big Sexy. Maybe it should be Big Sexy Jell-O wrestling Cynthia Yockey for us?
Although, Jimmie has also thrown his hat into the ring as a referee.
As a child, I had similar ambitions, S.Logan. You wanted to be a porn star. I wanted to see my name in Playboy. It all works out.
Here is my suggestion, as I have also been invited to speak at a Tea Party, in Richmond, VA with the promise of a free t-shirt. Perhaps, we should start our own naked tea parties. I mean, how much longer could the press ignore these if hot conservative women were showing up? It’s just a thought.
Perhaps I should up the challenge? How about a naked Jell-O wrestling match at a Tea Party? I mean, that would definitely ensure some press coverage.
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[...] Mae West once said, “Too much of a good thing is wonderful,” I hereby invite you to a Tea Party Wrestle-O-Rama between moi and Ms. “hotMES” [...]
Pingback by The Liberty Papers »Blog Archive » It Usually Begins with Naked Tax Protesters — March 25, 2009 @ 11:15 pm
Yockey looks like she can throw down, eh?
Comment by GMJ — March 26, 2009 @ 1:00 am
[...] the upcoming Jell-o wrestling grudge match between Suzanne Logan (aka “Clever S. Logan) and Monique Stuart (aka HotMES), but I see that I must! Order! Order! This blogosphere must come to [...]
Pingback by Girls, girls, girls! This is a CONSERVATIVE Jell-o wrestling match and proper attire will be worn at all times! — Cynthia Yockey — March 26, 2009 @ 4:02 am
[...] coverage (clothing division) tax protest? Well, dear friend, Signorina Logan, suggested it, and Signorina Stuart called and raised her, so rest assured, you can expect a PETA-riffic Tea Party protest in your [...]
Pingback by Minimal Coverage « Ennuipundit — March 26, 2009 @ 8:11 am
I don’t know about seeing your name in Playboy, but from what I hear, you’ve been featured in Penthouse Forum a bunch of times.
Comment by Dan Collins — March 26, 2009 @ 9:11 am
Collins, you brilliant bastard! I read your book!
Comment by Robert Stacy McCain — March 26, 2009 @ 2:45 pm
[...] drop-dead gorgeous woman into the protest mix and just watch the ground-swell build (*cough*). Why, other gorgeous women will fairly leap to [...]
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“Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would ever write something like this, but there I was at a Tea Party…”
Comment by Jimmie — March 26, 2009 @ 5:38 pm
[...] Mae West once said, “Too much of a good thing is wonderful,” I hereby invite you to a Tea Party Wrestle-O-Rama between moi and Ms. “hotMES” [...]
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