March 28, 2009
Scarlett Johansson Losing Curves? Say It Isn’t So!

Oh, Scarlett, say it isn’t so! There have been reports that the beautifully curvaceous hotty has been dropping pounds, and curves, in preparation for an upcoming role in Ironman 2.

Now, normally, I wouldn’t have brought this up, but RSM is concerned that the blogosphere, in strict obedience to Rule 5, has resorted to Britney Spears. He has even sent out an SOS to Vodka.
I think Scarlett is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. So, here’s one last picture for all of you to enjoy:

Please, don’t lose your curves! They’re one of your best assets.
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Scarlett = meh.
Comment by Dave C — March 29, 2009 @ 9:28 am
[...] talks about the possibility of Scarlett Johansson losing some weight for the upcoming Iron Man and losing some curves with it, complete with photos [...]
Pingback by Seymour Nuts » What, 4 Days and no Posts? — March 29, 2009 @ 3:55 pm
Fakes? If so, that’s one curve (two, actually) she won;t be losing, but she’ll be all out of proportion.
Comment by Deuce Geary — April 1, 2009 @ 8:26 pm