April 5, 2009
What time is it, again? It’s Testaclese Time!
And now, your weekly edition of The Chronicles of Testaclese. Don’t forget to check the Introduction, Chapter One, and Chapter Two and Chapter Three!
Chapter Four
I interviewed many men about wet dreams. There was a choral thing that began to occur, a kind of wild collective song.
Chapter Five: What would it wear?
“If your penis got dressed, what would it wear?”
A beret.
A leather jacket.
Silk stockings.
Mink.
A pink boa.
A male tuxedo.
Jeans.
Something formfitting.
Emeralds.
An evening gown.
Sequins.
Armani only.
A tutu.
See-through black underwear.
A taffeta ball gown.
Something machine washable.
Costume eye mask.
Purple velvet pajamas.
Angora.
A red bow.
Ermine and pearls.
A large hat full of flowers.
A leopard hat.
A silk kimono.
Glasses.
Sweatpants.
A tattoo.
An electrical shock device to keep unwanted
strangers away.
High heels.
Lace and combat boots.
Purple feathers and twigs and shells.
Cotton.
A pinafore.
A bikini.
A slicker.
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