June 25, 2009
This just in: Barack Obama is better than you!
Good thing I started with the front page of the WSJ, because this wouldn’t have been the best way to start my day:
Let’s be honest: Barack Obama is better than you are.
He’s a better father — taking breaks from running the world to cheer on his daughters at soccer and basketball games.
He’s a better husband — zipping his wife off for dinner in New York and Paris.
He’s got a better diet — nibbling on vegetables from his homegrown garden to keep his love handles in check.
And he’s got a terrific jump shot.
You? Not so much.
Just to be clear, we don’t all think that Obama is perfect. And, I definitely don’t think he’s better than me. When will people just get over this guy, already? I’m so sick and tired of hearing how wonderful he is.
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This is what the MSM does.
YOU WILL LIKE THIS!
YOU WILL BUY THIS!
THIS IS HOW YOU FEEL!
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!!
There has to be a major backlash soon, just like there has to be hyperinflation. If it doesn’t happen, some sort of major fix is in, for sure.
Comment by Xerocky — June 25, 2009 @ 10:10 am
He’s our first Celebrity President and is behaving a such and being adulated as such.
The press acts as if he sprang full grown from the mind of Zeus and he doesn’t have to walk around the reflecting pool, but strides across and arrives with shoes dry.
I was offended on behalf of the grandparents who raised him when I learned that in the midst of the Father’s Day Press Fawning, some MSM personage asked Obama how, without a father, “How did you learned to love?”
His grandparents took on the task of raising their daughter’s feckless spawning and they are never mentioned in his legend. It’s all about his absent father — never about his present grandparents.
Comment by Anonymous June 25 — June 25, 2009 @ 10:59 am
The guy bowled a 37!! Blindfolded drunk monkeys could beat that score after being set on fire. I fully believe the man is a klutz and his physical skills match his un-teleprompted verbal skills; uh, you know, uhh, uhhh, yeah, HOPE!
Sadly for the massive marxist president, when the media wind under his wings stops blowing he is going to experience a very bad fall. I’m looking forward to it.
Comment by Marko — June 25, 2009 @ 11:14 am
The media must keep saying things like this or we will realise that they talked us in to electiong a guy who has never run a hot dog stand.
Comment by Peter — June 25, 2009 @ 2:09 pm
As someone who also has a vegetable garden, the statement that he’s “nibbling on vegetables from his homegrown garden” is b.s. – it’s June 24th, I doubt that anything has grown enough to be harvested yet.
But I’m sure his garden is better than mine.
Comment by Doug — June 25, 2009 @ 6:09 pm