September 25, 2009
Terrorists target Aaron Schock. HotMES responds: Not my baby!
Although I’m still not convinced he’s not related to Neil Patrick Harris, I don’t want terrorists to blow him up:
Rep. Aaron Schock said Friday that he was “grateful” to the FBI for thwarting a terrorist attack targeting his office in Springfield, Illinois.
“My office was notified today of the attempted terrorist attack on both the Federal Building and my Congressional Office in Springfield,” Schock said in a statement. “I am incredibly grateful to the FBI for their fine work in preventing this terrorist attack.”
The Illinois Republican’s office was reportedly the “secondary target” of Michael C. Finton, also known as “Talib Islam.”
Finton had been supplied with a van filled explosives, which were harmless, by an FBI officer posing as an al Qaeda operative. Finton reportedly then drove to the Paul Findley Federal Office Building and Courthouse, which is close to Schock’s office, and attempted to detonate the explosives with a cell phone. Finton was arrested immediately.
All right, terrorists, look, I’m sick and tired of you making my life worse. At least once a day something in my life is inconvenienced because of you, to which I always reply: Freakin’ terrorists!
You will not take the hottest (even if he does have a strong resemblance to NPH) member of the Republican Party who works on Capitol Hill (well, I haven’t really checked out the staffers, so that might not be true) from me, too. I just can’t allow it. As they say on the street: Thems fightin’ words!
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