December 24, 2009
Senate Votes to Ruin Country; Merry effing Christmas!

Posted at 10:19 am, in: Health Care
Tags: Barack Obama, Congress, Constitution, Democrats, Joe Biden, Senate

So, here we have it folks, Merry effing Christmas:

After months of blown deadlines and political near-death experiences, a sweeping health care reform bill cleared the Senate Thursday on a party-line vote, putting President Barack Obama within reach of a domestic policy achievement that has eluded Democrats for decades.

With Vice President Joe Biden presiding over the session, Democrats gathered in the chamber before sunrise on the day before Christmas to cast a vote long in coming but in the end, hardly a surprise, a 60-39 tally that was the fourth time in as many days that Democrats proved they could muster the winning margin.

But this was the one that counted, the bookend to a House vote last month that puts Congress on record saying that Americans have the right to affordable health insurance, with plans that will cover 30 million Americans currently without it.

I have heard this already a dozen times today, so let me clear this up first. It is inaccurate and biased reporting to state that this bill will cover 30 million Americans currently without health insurance. Even if that is the true intention and goal of this America-ruining legislation, no matter what the psychics’ crystal balls are telling them.

So, America, Merry Christmas! Our power hungry legislators have voted in a bill that will expand the federal government’s reach into every aspect of our personal lives. You know what I can’t wait for? I can’t wait for the federal government to outlaw fast food and start rounding up the fattys out there and forcing them into “exercise” camps. I’m not worried about that because I’m not overweight. But, all of the people who voted for these idiots who are overweight, I will stand by in silence when they come to collect you because you’ll be getting exactly what you deserve. It’s not like I like fat people, anyway.

What wonderful public servants we have! I’m just wondering, what public are they serving? Clearly not the public who has health insurance and is happy with it and doesn’t want to lose it. Not those who have been showing up at town halls and raising hell. Not all of those who marched on the Capitol and continue to show up and march elsewhere. Not the over 51 percent of Americans who think this health care bill is bad for America. They aren’t serving me. And, trust me, they aren’t serving you.They have done a great disservice to our nation by passing a bill that will rape America of the private liberty that makes her so great.

So, merry effing Christmas, America! Your gift from our elected officials is more debt and the obligation to pay for whores to slaughter their unborn children and to make sure illegal aliens have access to free health care. Merry Christmas to the future generations of children we have just saddled with an untold amount of debt and an entitlement program that can never be fully financed without enslaving all members of our great nation.

As I told my niece a couple of months back, it’s time for her to get a job. “But, I’m only five-years-old,” she said. Then I reminded her that she was the one who had voted for “Rock” Obama last year. He needs her to start working right away to pay back all of the money him and his homeboys in DC are spending. After all, not everyone can receive welfare. Someone has to work in order to pay for it.