January 22, 2010
I’m already helping Haiti, Michelle. It’s called paying taxes.

Posted at 1:45 pm, in: Taxes
Tags: Barack Obama, Haiti, Hollywood, Michelle Obama, Natural Disasters

I’m not going to lie, somehow I dislike Michelle Obama…A LOT. I mean, I dislike Barack’s politics, policies, and positions, but I don’t have any personal feelings toward the guy. I don’t hate him, per se. Michell Obama on the other hand, I have a very strong dislike for. I don’t know, maybe it’s a woman-thing. You know what they say about women, it’s not men who keep us down, it’s each other. Perhaps that’s true. I don’t know. That might help to explain why I hate Meghan McCain so much. Or, maybe it’s because she’s a brainless, liberal, fat, slut. Who knows?

I’m sorry for what happened in Haiti. Really, I am. But, I’m getting really sick and tired of being guilted into helping. First of all, I already helped, as did every other working American who pays taxes (and by “pays taxes” I mean has money stolen out of their paycheck by their government without their permission and then doesn’t get any of it back because all of the tax breaks out there don’t seem to apply to them). See, Michelle, I already did my part. The minute your husband announced he was going to give away tax dollars to help Haiti, I helped. I help every taxable minute I work, which since I’m not an illegal working under the table is every minute I work. In fact, with the taxes I pay on goods, services, electricity, etc. I am helping Haiti every minute of the day because our politicians have made every minute of the day taxable by taxing everything.

Tonight, Hope for Haiti Now will be playing on ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, and the CW–that I know of–which I’m sure will be filled with one ridiculously rich person after another telling me why and how I need to help. Here’s a great idea, why don’t you give your own money? I’m sick of rich celebrities and politicians holding onto their own money while they demand more from me.

If I’m going to help devastated hospitals, orphaned children, and cities left in shambles, I’ll start with those right here in America that have been destroyed by leftist policies supposedly designed to help. I’m not a “citizen of the world,” but a citizen of the United States of America. Although my sympathy goes out to Haiti, don’t we have enough of our own problems to fix? I’m not pledging to pay my neighbors rent if I can’t afford to pay my own, yet your husband has done basically this by pledging money America doesn’t have to fix problems Haitians are suffering due to a natural catastrophe while Americans are suffering some of those same problems by America’s Democrat catastrophe.