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February 1, 2010
Jersey Shore 2nd Season: Another sign world is coming to an end!
Posted at 12:52 pm, in: Entertainment

The Jersey Shore has to be one of the most ridiculous shows that has yet to hit television, which is pretty amazing considering the crap that passes for entertainment on TV these days. Reality TV blows harder than Meghan McCain on a gay man’s…well, anyway.

I don’t even know where to start with these waste of lives who call themselves Guidoes and Guidettes (I apologize if my spelling is incorrect, but I don’t know how to spell these ridiculous terms). One thing is for sure, there is no shame. What does that first girl even mean when she says that after she sleeps with a guy she’ll rip his head off? Is she out killing the men she sluts herself out to? Men better watch out! Ah, who cares? Look at the men she’s sleeping with! Their lives are worthless, anyway.

These kids are such chumps I don’t even know what to say half the time. The guys think that they represent what it means to be Italian? That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard. I know plenty of Italians and they don’t consider tans and hair gel as representative of their heritage. The best part about the show was when that one girl, who I find to be repulsive on too many levels to list, gets punched in the face.

Yes, I think that was the best part of the show. I’m not advocating violence against women, but if this girl got in my face like she did that guy’s, I would have punched her, too. They are like a bunch of un-caged animals. They should be embarrassed and ashamed of themselves, as should their parents because they obviously failed at their job to raise productive members of society. Thier children have turned out to be ugly, brainless, sluts (and, I use the term slut for both the men and the women on this show). If they died tomorrow the world would be a better place.

If this isn’t the best indication for how far our society has fallen, I don’t know what is. Just another reason I don’t want to bring kids into this world. The idea that people are emulating these morons is sickening. Why would you want to be like these kids? And, parents need to watch their kids and turn off the TV. This show is clearly inappropriate for those under 18 (in my opinion, it’s inappropriate for people of all ages). I think these people are losers and I can’t wait until this fad is over.

The sad part is these kids really think they’re special, when they’re really just clowns. They’re so psyched about their five million viewers. Too bad the majority of those viewers are laughing at them, not with them. Based on what I’ve seen, they’re basically porn stars. I don’t care how many college degrees they claim to have. That doesn’t mean they’re smart or educated. That just means they paid the tuition bills.

Way to go MTV! Real World has been revived by picking seven Italian strangers to live in a house, get drunk, have sex, and prostitute themselves out for money and fame. Apparently, that’s all that matters in this country, anymore. As long as your getting paid and someone might recognize you out in public, that’s all that really matters. So what if you have to sell every shred of dignity and pride in the process.

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