October 20, 2010
Moron Meghan McCain versus Coulter Sarah Palin Bristol Palin O’Donnell

Posted at 10:42 am, in: Uncategorized
Tags: Ann Coulter, Bristol Palin, Christine O'Donnell, John McCain, Karl Rove, Meggie Macs, Meghan McCain, Sarah Palin

Looks like Meghan McCain is up to the tricks that made her famous in the first place–calling out people who have built their own careers rather than riding daddy’s coattails in order to succeed in life. First, she targeted Ann Coulter. For the past year, she’s been targeting Sarah Palin and the whole Palin family. I mean, wasn’t it just last week she was talking about her “Palin Problem”? The problem being that no one cares about her book or what she has to say unless it/she is in some way bashing Sarah Palin? Well, as Jay Z would say, she’s onto the next one. This week, she went after Christine O’Donnell.

Apparently, she was one of four “powerhouse guests” featured on ABC’s this week. No wonder the show is failing. There is nothing “powerhouse” about Meghan McCain, accept for her over-sized waisteline and her Twitterrific breasts. Unless they were calling her a house as in “she’s as big as a house,” but I don’t know the plausibility of that because I didn’t watch the show and I haven’t confirmed if the other three guests were fat enough to be compared to a house.

Apparently, she thinks Christine O’Donnell is “making a mockery of running for public office,” she said. “She has no real history, no real success in any kind of business…[the message] that sends to my generation is: One day you can just wake up and run for Senate, no matter how [much of] a lack of experience you have. And it scares me for a lot of reasons.”

I’m going to refrain from the obligatory Obama joke that is typically owed when someone references a candidate’s lack of experience disqualifying them from being able to run or fill a certain political position. He’s supposed to be running the country, and not into the ground as he and his cronies seem to think. What kind of experience do you need to be a Senator? The experience of Meghan McCain–that of being a spoiled child who has been afforded all of the luxuries possible in life as a birthright rather than as meritorious reward for hard work, dedication and sacrifice?

I can understand why Meggie Macs is upset about O’Donnel’s anti-masturbation campaign, because we all know when she can’t get a guy drunk enough at the bar to take her home at the end of the night she’s forced to partake in some self-loving. But she claims her bigger problem is with allegations against O’Donnell made by the Federal Elections Commission about misuse of campaign funds, failing to pay taxes, and possibly having lied about attending certain colleges. And, of course Fatty-fat-Slut-Slut would have a problem with this because as a trust-fund baby she’s never had to worry about not being able to pay anything and was granted a spot at Columbia University in spite of lacking any intelligence and solely on the basis of her last name. Not all of us were so lucky. Then again, I would have rather lived my life and worked hard and know I am where I am today as a result of me, but we all know she’s too dumb to really take a hard look at herself and her own “accomplishments.”

“Not to mention the fact that she has not had any real success in business, government, or public service,” she wrote in her most recent blog post. This, once again, coming from the (fat) chick whose only “real” success comes from her being John McCain’s daughter. And, then she goes into taking shots at the Tea Partiers. And, then she does what I have come to expect from her when she writes anything, making a claim and following up with a sentence that proves the opposite of what she just claimed:

I am not sure what I find more infuriating, the fact that I am being crucified by many in the media for daring to speak negatively of a woman who has given more than enough reasons to question her candidacy, or the fact that this is something many people are saying off-camera—and then once on, switching their tune to prevent any backlash. Lest we forget Karl Rove himself originally came out publicly against her, only to backtrack on his comments after he was attacked from the right.

I’m not sure what I find more infuriating, the fact that Meghan McCain is fat, stupid, or both and still gets to be on TV and get paid way more than me. But, going back to what she says in that quote, she claims to find it infuriating that people are scared to speak out against O’Donnell unless they are speaking off-camera, and uses Karl Rove who was very publicly against O’Donnell as the evidence to prove that this claim is true because he “backtracked on his comments after he was attacked from the far right.” Did it ever occur to Fatty that Rove backtracked because, I don’t know, he’s a Republican and like it or not, like O’Donnell or not, if you’re a Republican in this election cycle you shouldn’t be bashing your own party’s candidates until all of the votes have been cast?

Moron McCain then proceeds to misunderstand the O’Donnell campaigns response to her idiotic utterings by thinking that they, the O’Donnell campaign, are accusing her, Moron McCain, of not being qualified to run for Senate, which she responds by saying that she’s not running for Senate. Yes, Moron, we know you aren’t running for Senate, but the O’Donnell campaign was insulting you on a much higher level. They weren’t just saying your unqualified to run for Senate, but most Delawareans probably won’t be influenced by what you have to say because of your lack of experience in politics and running for office. Being John McCain’s fat slutty daughter doesn’t make you some political or campaign expert. Missing this point, Moron once again proves how dumb she truly is.

Finally, she gets to what is ultimately her problem with Christine O’Donnell, saying, “But for me, Christine O’Donnell is just not good enough of an example for my generation.” Meghan McCain: YOU ARE NOT A GOOD ENOUGH EXAMPLE OF OR FOR YOUR GENERATION! You are the most frustratingly ignorant tool. Democrats and liberals just use you to take down the political party you claim to be a part of and your father was nominated to represent. To borrow a term, you’re a useful idiot. Nobody, except those who hope to use it against Republicans, cares what you have to say. No one thinks you are intelligent. No one thinks that you are qualified to do anything. Eff, you’re not even qualified to sit there, shut up and look pretty because you fail on the pretty part and can’t seem to ever just shut the eff up!